Monday, May 31, 2010

Look into the mirror


My dearest Mrs. Kitten,

todays theme is: Showing you what I see!! Okay, this portrait of you is not my greatest piece but it shows you in one of your favorite positions; while looking at me!
Also it shows that you are important for me. The fine lines at your lovely lips are showing how smooth they are. Or the cute nose, miv!

I Love you kitten, but there is nothing better then the original!

MIV
in love
Kedin

Sunday, May 30, 2010

The Final Machine


My Lovely Mrs. Kitten,

Another week has passed and so this is the last machine! I guess it is my most amazing invention. It's based on the idea that kittens can use teleportation by "miyaking"!
So if a kitten miyaks twice into the microphone it can activate the teleportation computer. That computer pics up the necessary information about the place where the other kitten is and starts teleporting every molecule to the destination point. In an instance the two kittens are united again!!!

Miv!
in love
kedin

Saturday, May 29, 2010

What kittens need most




My lovely Mrs. Kitten,

todays machine is a special one. One of the kittens needs is to eat! So I sit down and invented this amazing machine. Actually it is a combination of a human cook and a CCTV. By looking into the camera with kitten eyes it animates the cook to make an amazing dinner for a kitten. Then he puts it through the oven to the kitten behind the wall. É voilá a wonderfull three michelin star dinner for a kitten!!!

Miv, study nicely my kitten.
In Love
Kedin

Friday, May 28, 2010

What to do with a wet kitten?


My lovely dear Mrs. Kitten,

Yesterdays machine cleaned a kitten, but it left it wet and because it is terrible to leave it like that. A sick kitten is a pitiful one and leaves a worried kitten. So this is a dry machine. By rubbing one kittens fur on a Balloon it produces electricity that gets transformed in motion. The ventilator blows the wet kitten dry!!!

Muv, even if you have a terrible lot of worries right now my kittenpie, I still believe in you! I know you can do it kitten! You are the greatest!!!

Miiiif

Kedin

Thursday, May 27, 2010

How to wash a Kitten


My dearest Mrs. Kitten,

todays machine explains how you can wash a kitten, if you have the machine and a second kitten to make it work! Because as we know, kittens clean each other, but from time to time they don't have the time to do it T2T (tongue-to-tongue) so they call for help and this machine is the solution!!!
One kitten jumps on the empty side of the weight, then the other side rises till it knocks down the glass of water (or a bucket - depends on the dirtiness of the kitten to clean). That water falls down on the to clean kitten and é voilá - CLEAN KITTEN

miv!
kedin

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Kitten Machines are coming!


My dearest Mrs. Kitten,

As you know there are several machines made and used by kittens. Today I want to introduce you the well known Pir-Pir Machine. The use is simple; kitten "miyaks" into the mike and at the end of the machine the mechanical heart will spin and produce the "pir-pir" sound!!! Because of the balloons under the wooden plate not a single note of the "miyak" gets lost while the flying big eyed head is converting it to motion that makes the kitten-heart spin!
I hope you like it! And I'm crossing my fingers for your forensic medicine exam in the afternoon

In Love
Kedin

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Van Dyck Sucks


My dearest Mrs. Kitten,

I'm writing my van Dyck project and no genius useful idea is coming to my bloody brain. It is like this wannabe Sir - Duke of the english painters - had such a big ego that he had to display it in several self-portraits... Just as the myspace-facebook-generation of our time. Always showing the latest trend in fashion and hairstyle. Wearing pimp-like gold chains and fancy gowns... This man was crazy about stiff-upper-nose society and royalty. Sure it's lovely to be on the frontline of fashion and popularity, but it sucks if you have to write about someone else and not yourself :P

Nevertheless today is the last day I will sent you flowers in the cheer ups. I have to do it, because I'm not able to reach my scanner, but I arranged something nice for you and hopefully you will enjoy it!
I cross my fingers for your exam tomorrow!!! You CAN DO IT KITTEN!!!

MIYAK! miymiy

Monday, May 24, 2010

You (are) So Lovely - YSL


Dear Mrs. Kitten,

today I found really nice YSL glasses, and I bet you will love them when they are sunglasses. With there golden metal frame and the cream coloured enamel inlays. I hoped so much it would cheer you up, but you are upset again. Like in the kick-ass movie you should mince the stupid guys of teachers that fucked you up! First a leg, then a foot, a ear and arm before you chop of his head! "Off with is 'eaaad!", the queen of heart screamed... and so be it!
Just take care and wear gloves and a fancy mask mihmihmihmihmih

But if you are calmed down when you read this here you may enjoy the pretty colours of the flower I arranged for you!
Mav

Miiiiiiiymiy

Sunday, May 23, 2010

All by my kitten


Dear Mrs. Kitten,

You love to sing the line "all by myself/kitten", and I thought I should use it as header for this post. As far as I know you are barely alone - or by yourself. You have a few friends that care for you (Zeynep, Hayir, Isil, Bengi, Fatos, Illay, Alev and more) (aaah you are singing it again :) ) and then there is your mom and your bro that are always calling you, even if you are in a secret place. You miv and miyak at them just like you do with me. And mostly there is me, if I don't spend my evenings by going out with one of my friends I'm spending it joyfully with you!!! Sometimes, on long weekends, when no one is in my city that I want to meet, it's even like we are roomies. Eating, studying and laughing together. Basically like living in one flat! So you shouldn't have any reason to sing this sad song! miv ;)

your mushroom-head

PS: Here you can Play Super Mario Brothers 3

Saturday, May 22, 2010

If there was a miv, where is the kitten?


If there was a miv, where is the kitten? little Deniz asked her mom.
Ohh, it should be somewhere close to us, her mom answered.
The two of them were walking down the coast line of a big city at the sea. After school and ice cream Duygu wanted to walk with her daughter for a while. A lovely day was about to end; the sun was setting, the seagulls were flying landwards and the cats were enjoying the last warm of the sun.

Mummy, how can we find the kitten?
I have an idea, what do you think about "miving" back on it?
You mean doing it like the kittens do?
Yes! It won't be so easy, but after a few minutes of practicing we can do it.


So they sit down on some huge rocks and mived at each other. Deniz was quite good so that her mom finally said, that if she wouldn't be her sweet daughter she would immediately adopt her as a little kitten. With happy faces they went on, miving for the kitten they heard before.

I heard something Deniz!
Where mom?
Miv again, please
-M Iiiiiii vvvv -


A small sound appeared and they followed it. Behind a big stone and behind a bunch of little flowers they found the kitten. It was all alone and so they took it with them. Deniz took care of her and after a couple of weeks they become buddy-buddies. Fooling people together, eating together and mostly miving all the time at each other.

End

My dearest Kitten,

you are going through a rough time right now. Not everything turned out as good as expected, but I know you can do it, so please don't give up so easy! I Love You!

Kedin

Friday, May 21, 2010

All night long


A favor to ask a kitten that you like/love. Something that would make the two of you smile:

"Mrs. Kitten,

now that your hardest exams are over, and you could call it half time, I want to "go out" on a date with you. Just the two of us, tonight! We can grab a bite, sit and watch the latest Episode of GLEE! What do you think about that? It would be a pleasure for me to distract you for a couple of hours before you study again - all night long!

Waiting for your message

Kedin"


Okay, I already know your answer, because not I asked you on a date, you did last Sunday. So I just repeated it like I did it to creat a nice occasion to show these flowers. Miv! They are so pretty and yellow - they are perfect for a not sunny day so you can at least see some wonderful colours!

miv miv mivv

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Forget-me-not


My dearest Mrs. Kitten,

this is a forget-me-not flower. They are very tiny and delicate. They don't survive long when you pick them, but I was able to get one on my way back home - when I was out for running. By scanning it I conserved it, so you can enjoy it! And for sure, the name is damn cute!

Miv

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

The Rain and the Boat


My dearest Kitten,

this is the story, or maybe more a description of a morning when I went to my internship.

It was a few minutes past nine when I left the house in the morning. The sky was grey, and the temperature was low. The long blue coat saved me from getting wet. Rain, small thin waterdrops falling out of the grey. Cherryblossoms, shine and pink, were lying on the street and cats were hiding.
Quite an uncofortable start in a day, I thought, I would prefer to keep on sleeping next to you, but I had to go. While crossing the sidelines with parked cars I'm struggle with my old fashioned iPod, somehow the earphones don t work. When I reach the bakery I finally managed it, but my hair turn wet.
Walking down the Acibadem street fells normal after two weeks, even in this rain, and I realize that it became some sort of home for me. Under the bridge I'm talking the first bus that is heading for Üsküdar Harem, and the lucky part, its a red one. I have to stand, like nearly everytime but I'm not a tourist in this bus, I'm on way to work - and theses strangers have similar reasons to be in here.
In Üsküdar I m walking till the harbor for the public transformation boats and get on the first one that I could find. In the meantime it became a bit warmer and I decided to sit outside under the tent like structure at the upper deck. I'm save from the rain, but the now clean air is floating my lungs. You know, Istanbuls air really sucks, but on rainy days it is nice. Just like you washed it.
I loved being at this boat in the mornings, listening to the three question marks, or nothing, and just making a little resume of my live so far... I loved staying with you! And I hope we can continue in a while

Miyak
The kitten in the city on the boat

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

A World, spinning around


My dearest Mrs. Kitten,

Examday is following examday. Just right now it looks like there is no end, but I will support you in this battle of knowledge and wisdom. The pages will perish and the word will live upon all time in your memory! Kittens have to stick together.
I wish you good luck for tomorrow, as mathi did earlier, and I hope that you may find a way to stand tall above the weird questions of your teacher.

Mihmihmihmih - I wanted to make a heroic kingly speech, I hope it worked

Miyak!

Monday, May 17, 2010

A Flowery Week


Dear Mrs. Kitten,

this weeks "issue" is about flowers. Because I know how much you love flowerprints on dresses and skirts or shirts I thought that might be a wonderful idea.
Enjoy the COLOURS of the spring MIIIIIIIIIv

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Sundays and the dresses



Dear Mrs. Kitten,

After two exams yesterday, today is off. You looked for a lot of dresses last evening and you find many that you wanted to buy! You have a funny way to distract yourself! You are looking for stuff that you could buy when you finish your studies and start working! So it's like a circle - studies are necessary for money, money the stuff you can get your dresses. Soooo! In the end these dresses you were watching could cheer you up, like I try too!
Mip
Enjoy your sunday a bit! We will see each other later

Miyak!

PS: These are the last two Istanbul Impression pictures I did for this Cheer Up Season, muv!

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Saturdays are for shopping!


My lovely Mrs. Kitten,

It is saturday, and you still have too study and also an exam today. I guess it would be lovely to walk through the city, traveling with the boat, having a nice cup of tee and maybe going to Mango. I bet you would find something nice that you want to buy...
Mip! You know that I would love to have a day like that with you, and I know that you do so too!
So if you find some time between your exam and your studies just think about this image and you will be better!!

in love
Kedin

Friday, May 14, 2010

Five Minutes Late...


Miyaaak, my kitten, just a couple of pages to go and you are through with todays lecture! I'm proud of you that you are working so nicely and hard!
And never forget the napping, it is more then necessary to keep the information stuck in your brain !!!

Mip
You will do it Kedi Hanim!!!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Examday ...agian!


My kitten, you have another exam day, and you studied with Zeynep so I guess you are well prepared !!!
YOU CAN DOOO IT!!! mip mip mip

enjoy your cheer up picture and I guess think of the day we went to Büyükada makes you smile a bit!

Miyak

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

First Out Of A Thousand...


My dearest Mrs. Kitten,

the first exam day is over, so one day less you have to worry about. For the upcoming ones I just can say " I know you can do it!!! "
And because I know how much you love gossip you may be interested in the upcoming blog of Waleria, Laura et. al. about gossips in Bonn ;)

Study hard but don't forget to call me, I will make you smile for a few minutes!!!

Kedin

PS: This picture shows Harem (Üsküdar)

ben bir kedicik çağırıyorum MIYAAAK

ALL BY MY KITTEN

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

(Special)


Mip - this is just a special post - out of the normal order!
I just wanted to show this picture again ;)
miiiv

Bankruptcy and others...


My lovely kitten,

todays few is straight out of you library's tower into the direction of Kadiköy!
I wish you wisdom and luck for your exam today, and that you will manage it nicely!!!

Mip - I'm crossing my fingers

Monday, May 10, 2010

My First Picture


My Kitten,

this picture I did in your library! So it is like we see the same few, and maybe in this way it is not so depressive as it is in really because you have to stay in there for studying all day long ... ;)

Study fine kitten, tomorrow it will start and I know you can do it!!!

MIYAKKK

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Sunday I'm in love...


Uhhu it is sunday
and I will introduce you this weeks cheer up!-program
everyday there will be a little impression of my Istanbultrip
and I hope you enjoy it!!!

MIIP

study hard kedi hanim

Saturday, May 8, 2010

One week later!


One week has passed since I started the cheer up again... Next week your exams will finally start and you will be in a rush all the time and focusing on criminal laws, bancruptzy law, maritime law and and and... I am already getting confused by the names and you are praying the books when you get asked! wow! or in cat language MUF!!
The next week I will post nice impressions of Istanbul from my sktechbook - even if you have seen most of them, here and now they will be available for you when ever you want them to see!

Kedin! MIIIP

Friday, May 7, 2010

Another boring day


I'm sitting here in a boring room
now it is not exactly friday afternoon
but I pretend like it is
so I tell you the story of how it is
to work in a place
like I do
tup tup tup

There is so much to do
but no one around
so I'm sitting in a chair
and playing the clown
but no one will laugh
cuz I'm alone
tup tup tup tu tup

I wonder how
I wonder why
sitting in a chair
and asking me why
kittens can't fly

Thursday, May 6, 2010

A Springtime



Kitten it was such a wonderful beginning of the spring with you. That is why I'm posting this picture, as memoria for that time. I did it during an extremely boring lecture in criminal psychology - the only subject where our subjects collide ;)
I Hope you enjoy it!!!
MIP

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

The Letter!


My dearest Kitten,

this is day five of the daily cheer up! by now my letter is on its way since fifteen days and i will complain to the mail office tomorrow! this stupid people! even if its trackable they are losing it :/
otherwise this picture shows me while i was writing the letter to you, i made it two days before i sent it so todays cheer up is an idea of writing a letter to you manifested in a sketch ;)

MIIIIP

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Who you gonna call ?


Something strange
in the neighbourhood
because there are flying ghost
that look a like kittens
who you gonna call ?
GHOST KITTENS
miiip

you finished half way of your book, nice job! 350 pages left ;)

Monday, May 3, 2010

Istanbul Soundtrack

My dearest Mrs. Kitten,

it is a bit later then the last two days, but I guess you are in school right now... later when you read that you can check out the Istanbul Soundtrack I tried to create. With all the songs that stuck to my and your mind, back on the boat!

MIP

PS: I hope it works, if not I will fix it tonight!

Sunday, May 2, 2010

A Hungry Night


Once I heard a kitten crying out all night, and I guess it was because it was really really hungry. A few days later I made this sketch of a hungry cat. I hope you like it ;)

MIV

Saturday, May 1, 2010

It starts again!!


My dearest Mrs. Kitten,

today, the first of may, is just ten days away from your final exams. A couple of weeks full with coffee, cola, caffeine pills and many many books/notes are waiting for you. But here you will find your daily cheer up!!!
So lets get it started!! MIV